- 6 months writing a book
- 3 months revising it
- 2 weeks writing a synopsis and covering letter
- 2 hours tailoring your submission according to the agent’s instructions
- 6 to 10 weeks waiting for a reply
Well, help is here at last, with the Amazing Rejectomatic! Simply enter a few details below about yourself and your book (even if it’s only an idea you had on the bus this morning) and within seconds you’ll have your very own personalised rejection letter! Print it, frame it, burn it – whatever you like and in just a fraction of the time!
Please note that our agents and editors reserve the right to completely change their minds whenever it suits them. Try the Amazing Rejectomatic again, and you’ll probably get an entirely different response!
Only one thing is for sure, it’ll never be a yes.
P.S. I'm taking another week off, so expect the next post on Friday 6th September.